The lights are going down. The engines are roaring. And somewhere in the arena… someone is laughing.
Meet Mr. Giggles, one of the strangest and most unsettling pilots to ever find his way into Battle Cars.
With his colorful armor, terrifying clown face, chains, blades, and an alarming collection of things he insists are just “props,” Mr. Giggles looks like he walked straight out of an old horror movie.
And in a way, he did.
Welcome to the House of Screams 🎪
Nobody knows who Mr. Giggles really is, and honestly… nobody wants to.
Long before joining the Battle Cars Federation, he traveled from carnival to carnival with a bizarre attraction known as The House of Screams.
Visitors expected cheap jump scares and carnival tricks. Instead, every guest somehow came out laughing, screaming, and swearing they had seen their worst nightmare come to life.
Clever illusions? Hidden technology? Something considerably weirder?
Nobody ever figured it out.
When the carnival eventually shut down, Mr. Giggles didn’t seem particularly upset. He simply smiled, packed his colorful armor, sharpened his collection of “props,” and started looking for a bigger audience.
He found one in the Battle Cars arena.
The Greatest Horror Show Ever Built 💥
To Mr. Giggles, Battle Cars isn’t really a competition.
It’s a show.
Every speeding vehicle is another actor. Every explosion is a special effect. Every opponent desperately trying to escape is just helping make the performance a little more entertaining.
Winning is nice, of course.
But Mr. Giggles is much more interested in making sure everyone remembers the experience.
And when you hear that laugh getting closer, you probably will.
Keep the Pressure On 🔪
Mr. Giggles brings that same relentless personality into battle.
His ability increases his turret damage at the cost of Critical Damage.
That trade-off gives him a straightforward identity: rather than relying as heavily on powerful critical hits, Mr. Giggles can focus on dealing stronger regular turret damage and maintaining pressure on his opponents.
It’s less about waiting for one spectacular moment…
…and more about keeping the show going.
How to Play Mr. Giggles
Mr. Giggles is a great fit for players who enjoy consistent aggression with their turret weapons.
Keep your target in sight, maintain your damage output, and make the most of the increased turret damage. Since you’re sacrificing some Critical Damage, builds and strategies that depend heavily on massive critical hits may not make the best use of his strengths.
Instead, focus on staying engaged and making every shot count.
The longer your opponent stays in front of you, the longer Mr. Giggles gets to enjoy the performance.
Lucky him. 🤡
The Show Is About to Begin
The House of Screams may be gone, but Mr. Giggles has found something much better.
A bigger arena.
Faster cars.
More explosions.
And thousands of new guests.
Mr. Giggles is ready to enter Battle Cars.
The only question is…
Are you ready to join his show? 🎪💥